Day 05: a random funny story
hokay, i’m super behind on these, my baad. i’m just never on my computer and not so much my phone
ok ok ok. so last year i worked with the basketball team again & this year i actually got to go on the road trips (which were fun, but it sucked because i missed class). as Team Moms, Ariel, Tayler, & i were in charge of ordering the food. twas after practice, so all the boys were half asleep in their hotel rooms & we went from door-to-door asking for their food orders. we finally get to Jacko, the head coach, & knock on his door. Jacko’s usually oddly cheery on these roadtrips, for whatever reason. But the time we were in Jacksonville, FL with the schwanky hotel was different. Jacko was later to the door than usual & he came out cranky. “Wh-what do you guys want?!” he asked with a scowl on his face. now, i’m a little on the short side and Jacko’s a tall man so his stomach is at eye level. someone else was talking to him so i was staring off into space.. that’s when i saw it:
JACKO HAD A RAGING BONER.
i call it raging because he was so mad. i was horrified. there it was, Jacko’s boner… at eye level… oifgnfbkjbffj. it was so gross that i ran down the hall screaming and fell over. omg. apparently, i was the only one who saw it, which was worse worse worse worse worse.
my life.
